Great ad for bass player

[JWald]

http://peoria.craigslist.org/msg/1643372495.html

[Steve Turner]

Post by JWald
http://peoria.craigslist.org/msg/1643372495.html

I was too late; it's been removed. What did it say?

[JWald]

Looking for a bass player. Must be able to drink. Bass gear optional, we got
some you can use. Hopefully you're unemployed, because quite frankly, I
don't want Mc f'n Donald's to get in the way of our dream of world
domination. Hopefully you got a DUI or something that's keeping you from
driving too because I like to be the one to drive the van & trailer. It
gives me the self-worth I need to continue this ridiculous lifestyle. I'll
pick ya up for practice too homie! HOPEFULLY you got a few kids with a chick
that's PHYCO because if not, I don't think you're gonna be a very good fit.
We need someone that's motivated to be out of the house all weekend for
little pay. Last but not least, Must have poor bathing habbits...... I don't
want anybody steallin' up on these cougars I'm preyin' on!! Sorry dude...
Just sayin.

PS.. If you have a late 70's trans am or camaro... this will help your
chances in the audition process. Mullet Optional but recommended. You will
be required to "Pee" in a cup...... If we can't get a buzz from just lookin'
at it... you're probably better off just going back to your crossword puzzle
now.

We play everything from mudvayne, lamb of god, all the way to bill monroe,
old crow medicine show. A lot of "show tunes"..... TV Theme songs..... A
sophisticated little person carnival with a twist of gypsy jazz. We would
appreciate it if you would ware the proper attire when responding. Offer not
sold in all stores... Void where prohibited.
--
J Wald

"You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.... "

Post by Steve Turner

Post by JWald
http://peoria.craigslist.org/msg/1643372495.html

I was too late; it's been removed. What did it say?
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[Steve Turner]

Post by JWald
Looking for a bass player. Must be able to drink. Bass gear optional, we got
some you can use. Hopefully you're unemployed, because quite frankly, I
don't want Mc f'n Donald's to get in the way of our dream of world
domination. Hopefully you got a DUI or something that's keeping you from
driving too because I like to be the one to drive the van& trailer. It
gives me the self-worth I need to continue this ridiculous lifestyle. I'll
pick ya up for practice too homie! HOPEFULLY you got a few kids with a chick
that's PHYCO because if not, I don't think you're gonna be a very good fit.
We need someone that's motivated to be out of the house all weekend for
little pay. Last but not least, Must have poor bathing habbits...... I don't
want anybody steallin' up on these cougars I'm preyin' on!! Sorry dude...
Just sayin.
PS.. If you have a late 70's trans am or camaro... this will help your
chances in the audition process. Mullet Optional but recommended. You will
be required to "Pee" in a cup...... If we can't get a buzz from just lookin'
at it... you're probably better off just going back to your crossword puzzle
now.
We play everything from mudvayne, lamb of god, all the way to bill monroe,
old crow medicine show. A lot of "show tunes"..... TV Theme songs..... A
sophisticated little person carnival with a twist of gypsy jazz. We would
appreciate it if you would ware the proper attire when responding. Offer not
sold in all stores... Void where prohibited.

Thanks, that's hilarious! :-)